"Turns out, it's very realistic." Clear the room and check for an organ donor card with this iconic parody patch featuring Dwight wearing the CPR dummy's face over a light grey background. Complete with bold red embroidered text reading "CPR CERTIFIED" across the bottom, this high-density stitched patch comes with standard hook-and-loop backing—perfect for slapping onto your IFAK pouch, plate carrier, or field med bag.